I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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