Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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