OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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