idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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