I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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