Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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