TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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