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I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
My balls are so social today.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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