Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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