another moral hangover. fuck.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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