Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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