btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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