I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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