It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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