It's Friday. Sex?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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