I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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