16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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