I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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