Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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