I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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