Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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