I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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