dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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