I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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