I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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