so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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