Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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