Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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