She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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