So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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