Apparently you make a good broom.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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