Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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