He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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