maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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