A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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