all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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