Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can I color on your dick again?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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