That's intense
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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