I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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