They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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