Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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