Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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