why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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