Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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