do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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