its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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