I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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