A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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