have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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