I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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