one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
