Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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