Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
babies were throwing up all over the place
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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