He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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