He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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